Alexis (Kate Hudson), is the girl of Dustins (Jason Biggs) dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank (Dane Cook), the rebound specialist. A master at seducing and offending women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus.
An outrageous, sexy, no-holds-barred romantic comedy, Lionsgates MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL hits cinemas November 20th.
Author: mbfgcomp
Keywords: Dane Cook Jason Biggs comedy funny hilarious dating disasters bad dates stand up
Added: October 28, 2008
nick: o theres my girlfriend gotta run nice meeting you
selena: *sad he has a girlfriend* o ya same bi
miley (nicks girlfriend): who was tht u were walking with?
nick: just someone in my Spanish class we just walked together cuzz I ran right into her
miley: well u cant hang out with her anymore its a distraction on our relationship!
nick: what ur the one who always shows up late for everything and I plan all our dates
miley: cuzz ur the guy ur supposed to do those type of things in a relationship
nick: well Im tired of doing all the work
miley: fine on Friday ill take you out to dinner at bravo
nick: ok then
miley: anyway gonna walk me to class
nick o sure
with selena and demi
demi: selena do u look so down
selena: u know tht guy nick tht walked me to class with the cute brother that you love!
demi: yahhh
selena: well he has a girlfriend so no chance there whatsoever! I thaught this year was goin to be so much more easier! I mean after cody cheated on me I thaught it was a sign telling me something but obviously not I suck at getting guys and relationships!
demi: o selena cody was a total jerk anyway no one liked him
selena: I know demi but
demi: but nothing
selena: fine
demi: ready to walk to class now
selena: yupp
*they run in to joe*
demi: JOE!
joe: DEMI!
selena: SELENA!
*joe and demi look at her*
selena: what I felt left out
demi: o selena
joe: anyway demi wanna walk to class together
demi: id loved to but selena will be all alone then
selena: demi just go im fine
demi: really
selena: yupp now go!
demi: k im goin
selena walking to class alone
selena *I cnt believe I actually fell for a guy on the first day of school I mean-*
o hey Ashley
Ashley: is it just me or did I see you walking to class with nick?
selena: yes we did but it turns out he has a girlfriend
Ashley: o ya miley dont wanna know her but word on the street is tht their goin out to dinner on Friday night at bravo
selena: o well thts great for them
Ashley: well now that you know I was wonderin if u and demi wanted to go to dinner on Friday night at bravo kind of like a girls night out
selena: okay.
Ashley: awesome Ill pick up at 7
selena: k ill tell demi
Ashley: k bi
*bell rings*
selena: geez I gotta get to class
*class ends*
selena: DEMI!!
demi: im coming
selena: hey on Friday night do u wanna come to dinner with me and ash at bravo
demi: o yummers I love tht place
selena: so youll come
demi: as long as I can spend the night at ur house
selena: done
demi: anyway lets go to lunch im starving
selena: same here
demi: is it ok if joe sits with us
selena: u really like him dont u
demi: pshh no
selena: come on lets get in line
*they get their food and find a nice table by the window*
demi: joe over here!
*joe sits down*
??????: ur in my seat
selena: o sry I didnt ther were assigned seats here
?????: well get this through ur head this is my table and this is my school so I would get moving. o and by the way in miley
selena: geeesh were moving
miley: NICK I GOT OUR TABLE BACK FROM THESE LOSERS!
nick sees selena at the table miley was talking bout and walks up
selena: thanz a lot I love ur girlfriend by the way *runs away*
nick: SELENA!
demi: smooth
joe: nice job bro
nick: miley can I go find selena
miley: sure but not if u wanna leave me
nick: fine
miley: anyway we need to talk about our date tonight
nick: what about it
miley: I wanna make it romantic so its just the two if us so I reserved the spot all the way in the back!
by the way can you ppl plezz start commenting i dont even car if their mean right now i need ur feedback!
Author: nelenastoriesxoxo
Keywords: selena nick nelena demi joe jemi?
Added: October 20, 2008
Saying no to a second date can be hard, but sometimes it helps to be blunt, to suggest another person that may be a good match or to say that it's just not going to work out. Decline a second date with politeness and positivity by following the advice of the author of several dating books in this free video on relationship advice.
Author: expertvillage
Keywords: boyfriends girlfriends dating dates relationships communications flirting romance romantic relationship advice tips
Added: October 19, 2008
Previously;;
Kevin- *from upstairs* Hey guys we have a concert tonight!! *doesnt realize what he said* oops.
******************
Jenna- You guys are in a band?
Nick- Yeah, I was gonna ask you, and Sam if you wanted to go with us.
Jenna- It matters. If Sam and Joe dont make up, I won't go, cuz im a good friend. So....
Nick- *hugs her* Don't worry, Joe is great at getting girls back.
Jenna- Yeah, but Sam isn't good at getting back with someone after they broke her heart.
Nick- Well then.
Jenna- I'm gonna go check on them *walks over and peeks into the kitchen* Well then. I guess they're back together.
Nick- *walks up to her* Oh, yeah. They're back together.
Jenna- Yeah. So, I guess we're going to the concert tonight.
Nick- Yeah. *screams* Hey!! JOE!
Joe- *stops kissing Sam* Huh? What?
Sam- *laughs* You got us.
Jenna- Sam, guess what? Nick invited us to go see their band play!
Sam- You guys are in a band? What's it called?
Kevin- *out of nowhere* It's a surprise.
Jenna- *Jumps* KEVIN! You scared me!
Kevin- Sorry Jenna.
***********
15 minutes before the Limo comes*
Nick- Okay, guys. It's gonna be a surprise, so you have to wear blind folds. And we're riding in a limo too, so dont get all excited.
Jenna- Okay?
Sam- It's fine with me, I love surprises!!
Joe- Cool. Okay girls, lets put on your blindfolds.*wraps the blindfolds around their eyes* Can you see anything?
Sam- Yes, black. I can see black.
Jenna- Yeah, me too.
Joe- okay, good.
**Limo pulls up and Nick goes to talk to the driver
Nick- *to the driver* We have dates tonight who have no clue that we're the Jonas Brothers. So, If it's okay with you, just say "band" instead of Jonas Brothers, or something.
Driver- Sure thing Nick.
*****
Everyone goes in the Limo**
Jenna- Woah. I cant even see, and I'm still excited!!
Nick- Haha. I was too, then i got over it. *kisses her*
Sam- Joe? Why arent you kissing me while i have a blindfold on? It's so romantic...*smiles*
Joe- *kisses her*
Sam- *deepens it*
Nick- Umm Joe? *mouths; Paparatzi*
Joe- *stops the kissing& instead holds her hand*
Jenna- are we there yet?
Nick- Almost, we have- *checks his watch* 3 minutes till we get there*
Jenna- okay.
*****3 mintues
Fans- JONAS! BROTHERS! JONAS! BROTHERS!
Jenna- You guys are opening for the Jonas Brothers?
Nick- I'm not telling you yet. *takes off his blonde wig*
Joe- Me neither *Both Kevin and Joe Take off their wigs*
****Backstage
Sam- Can we take these things off yet? It's getting kinda sweaty, and my makeup will smudge.
Joe- Okay. You can take them off*Sam and Jenna take off the wigs and scream*
Jenna- Ahhh! OMG!! YOU GUYS ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS??
Nick- umm, yeah.
Jenna- *hugs him* I'm dating Nick JONAS? *faints*
Nick- Jenna? Jenna? You there? Well, i guess theres only one way to wake her up...* kisses her and a camera flashes*
Paparatzi- Gotcha!! *runs away*
*****************************
Sorry it's so short guys, i just had to put it here, but luckily, I'm making Part 2 right after i post this one!!
Author: nickjluver1115
Keywords: La Land Machine episode 6.1
Added: October 19, 2008
When asking someone out on a date, it helps to be subtle but to have specifics in mind, such as asking a person to come along on a group outing to the beach. Ask someone on a date by telling them specifically what the date is with tips from the author of several dating books in this free video on relationship advice.
Author: expertvillage
Keywords: boyfriends girlfriends dating dates relationships communications flirting romance romantic relationship advice tips
Added: October 19, 2008
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Madame Sarkozy
The marriage is over - but the war has just begun.
adonna didn't make Guy Ritchie sign a prenuptial agreement - and now he's going after a chunk of her massive fortune, a friend of hers told the Daily News Wednesday.
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The pop icon and her director hubby are said to be worth $521 million, but the Material Mom brought most of that to the marriage.
"Guy wants to make himself out to be a gentleman who's above money," the Madonna pal said hours after the couple confirmed they're splitting.
"If only that was the case. The truth is he's looking for a nice piece of the pie."
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Madonna's opening gambit was to offer Ritchie their country estate, Ashcombe House, worth about $12 million, plus $15 million in cash, the Daily Mail reported.
The friend said he's aiming for much more - and can, since the two did not ink a prenup before they tied the knot in a Scottish castle nearly eight years ago.
MADONNA AND GUY'S MATERIAL WORLD
"I can't imagine Madonna wasn't advised to get one," the insider said. "But she didn't heed that advice. Like a lot of people, she assumed they were going to be married forever."
A joint statement by the couple Wednesday made it clear there are serious unresolved financial and custody issues. "A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet," it said.
If she didn't try to protect her assets before she got hitched, however, Madonna isn't taking chances now.
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She's consulted with one of London's savviest divorce lawyers, Fiona Shackleton, who has represented splitting big shots from Prince Charles to Paul McCartney.
Shackleton prefers to settle cases out of the limelight, once saying "a courtroom is a barbaric venue in which to pick over the carcass of a failed marriage."
Her client and her adversary are sure to agree.
"I can't imagine either of them want the sort of public court drama that Paul McCartney and Heather Mills went through," the Madge pal said.
Madonna, 50, and Ritchie, 40, have denied their romance was on the rocks for months - even as she was blamed for the breakup of Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez's marriage.
Behind the brave front, the marriage was slowly disintegrating.
"I don't think it was any one incident," said the friend.
"It just deteriorated. Their being apart - her touring, his filming - added to the strain.
"They're both large presences. They both have strong wills. The reason you marry someone sometimes becomes the reason you hate them."
As the news broke Wednesday, Madge and Guy were in familiar positions - on separate continents.
She went to Boston for the latest dates in her Sticky and Sweet Tour, while he was in London filming "Sherlock Holmes."
Rodriguez was in Florida, but one report suggested he would be spending more time with Madonna - a fellow Kabbalah Centre adherent.
"A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever," a source told Us magazine, calling their relationship "definitely romantic."
"Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna," a source said. "However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
Madonna has denied any Yankee-panky, but A-Rod's wife, Cynthia, has accused her of carrying on "an affair of the heart." Alex Rodriguez, 33, had no comment Wednesday.
The London Sun said Ritchie filed for divorce because he was fed up with their fights, Madonna's frequent trips to New York, and her insistence on adopting another child.
They have two children, Rocco, 8, and David, a 3-year-old from Malawi. Madonna also has a 12-year-old daughter, Lourdes, with ex-lover Carlos Leon.
A friend said the relationship was always tempestuous.
"There were always control issues. Guy is a director. He likes to call the shots and, early in their marriage, she liked that, too. But not lately," one pal told The News
